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New Tesla vehicle to be powered entirely by kids named Kyle punching holes into drywall.

Solar energy, wind energy, geothermal energy….. These are all things of yesterday, Tesla founder Elon Musk has unveiled the twenty twenty Model K. With features topping all previous vehicles as well as sixty miles extended battery life, this is nothing in comparison to the revolutionary new power source that may have been started at Tesla, but may very likely be used in technology for Space X. As we all know by now, Space X plans on sending a crew to mars by 2022, that may come sooner than you think. With Kyle powered technology, we may be there in as little as 2 years. Engineers have already started working on solutions related to carrying tons of drywall across space in a metal pringles can. Elon Musk has made an announcement that One Kyle can power a Tesla vehicle for three days and based on mathematical equations, it may take around three hundred kyle’s to get a ship to Mars. We talked with an employee at Space X and this is what they she had to say… “This is great news, not only for the future of mankind but for all Kyle’s, my son Kyle in particular spends a lot of his time playing with his Monster energy drink necklace made up entirely of the cans tabs, as well as telling me how much he doesn’t care about things; Now he can be of use to society, and God knows he might go to Mars.” 

A few moments after the interview Her son Kyle was spotted launching his fist into a soda machine for dispensing a Rock star instead of a Monster.